Shaun Qualheim

"Things heard in Sacrament meeting: "My shirt's all wet!""

"This is the Bensonhurst Ward of the Church. All are welcome to come worship with us our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, from 10a-1p every Sunday."

"The washers are decent, but the dryers are horrible. What should take 24 mins takes 32+ mins to dry on high. Time to get some decent equipment, folks. (no, Maytag is not what I had in mind either.)"

"Wifi doesn't seem to work here anymore. Can never get an IP after connecting to AP."

"This is the Stake Center of the Logandale NV Stake. Family wards meet at 9, 11, and 1p. There is a seminary wing at the south end of the building. All are welcome and encouraged to join us."