"We offer FREE PERSONALITY TESTING. KNOW YOURSELF. Come in today."
"You can stop in and watch a free movie about Dianetics at 10am and 2pm daily. Learn all about what started the Bolt from the Blue!"
"What is the meaning of life? Your search for the answer ends here. Get the groundbreaking book-on-film, "Scientology:The Fundamentals of Thought." Call Brian to Get Your Blu-ray/DVD Set 206-284-0604"
"Honest relationships are built on trust and the ability to communicate effectively. Enroll on the Success Through Communication Course. Just do it today."
"Take The Emotional Tone Scale Course. Learn who to associate with and who to avoid. Inexpensive and short. Call Mia 206-284-0604."
"Grand opening in 2010. Come on in for a self-guided tour of our Public Information Center."