PouPou Blanc

"Poupou learn about economy of scale-- place has scale but not so much economy, just meat smell that stay on his clothes for few days after he left."

"Poupou sinks zees place iz umble and unassuming and zerfore ee like's it. De internet situation iz a little estrange zou-- azking customrz for photo ID to go internet makrs poupou un peu paranoid :/"

"PouPou loves ze big fan. He thinks it best part so he not fusion to seat with heat."

"Pou Pou has thing 2 say about fancy restaurants that only sell water in plastic bottles. He not say them here lest they cause same outrage he feels 4 little fishies living in fake aquafina houses."

"Everyting iz like soo retro in this tucked away whole in dewall. Cozy up--"

"Zis windmills gyrates round und round like a puppymill for localds and toureests. $ame $ame $ame not so different."