Glen Cantrell

"Modern caters meetings!! We used them twice last week for an important conference, and the food was amazing. Definitely the quiche is a win. Of course, the coffee was great, too!"

"Scare small tourist children seated in front of you by having a (loud) conversation with your co-commuter about how many people died horrible drowning deaths in the last tb tube collapse."

"It is going to be a good day when the little old lady in the window is spotted people watching."

"Make sure your $65 charge doesn't get entered as $650."

"Get the black fungers [sic] and cucumber salad!!"

"Tourists suck... why do we locals subject ourselves to this line? Lesson learned."