Peter

"Rule #47: rule #46 only applies to jimmy and women"

"Rule #2: drinking is a team sport, never let anyone drink alone"

"The view is outstanding, And the beers are cheap! The owner's kinda gay but it's dog friendly so who cares"

"Rule #76: no excuses, play like a champion"

"Hold the toilet seat up when you whiz, it WILL slam down on you!"

"Bring snacks and beer and you'll be welcomed with open arms"