Paul SimplexGuru

"Everything made AFTER you order, could be a little bit of a wait, but way better than a McPlasticTray burger that was made hours ago."

"Don't bother trying to find a clean table, just go for least dirty."

"This is not Brett Favre's or the Jersey Store's parking lot. If you are confused and turning around in the lot and we look at you like you are stupid, well...,,"

"People who complain about the parking have never been to a large campus where you could end up parking several blocks away, and have the luxury of spending a lot of money for the privilege."

"If you get here and it's busy, you could end up waiting in line for an hour for parking, just to find the gates closed because the half empty lot is "full"."

"This place is so vegan/vegetarian un-friendly, even the salads have meat on them, awesome!!!"