"Veggie burgers are awesome!!!"
"Although theu ruined the charm of the atmosphere, the burger's ( meat/veggie/turkey) are all awesome with sweet potatoe fries."
"Ordering a triple espresso usually confuses the employees."
"When you stand in the middle of all six points, your jeans magically get skinnier."
"The mayor stores a variety of house hold items in his beard."
"FYI: The mayor Mike Cawley has 11 toes."