Patrick ™

"DO NOT overlook the onion rings! They are so good."

"Do not make anybody eating beignets laugh! That powdered sugar goes everywhere."

"There is a giant crown hanging from the ceiling. If you align a camera just right, you can pose underneath as if you're wearing it!"

"Almost always the traffic is caused by people who still insist on paying cash."

"You can totally do it in one of the sample bedrooms tucked away in the corner."

"Go when everyone's in school."