Pablo Torres

"Ironically, there are no AC receptacles here. Bring your laptop fully charged or go work somewhere else."

""Número 1" is Spanish for "get 1 of each.""

"This gourmet shop might seem pricey but its deli is one of the best lunch bargains around if you buy their food by weight. Just don't expect to lose any weight."

"Take advantage of the great beer selection and order a cold one with your burger. This tip also applies to every burger joint in the world."

"The Munchies Burger had me at "topped with a fried egg.""

"Nonna (Italian for "grandmother") completely lives up to its name. The kitchen cooked some delicious food, just like my grandma. The waiter was terrible at pouring beer, just like my grandma."