Nick Wynne

"Who do you have to route to get some black footy boots around here"

"WARNING: Ladies don't let Adam take you up stairs, it's a TRAP"

"If Pistol Pete doesn't fix you up within 2 weeks all consultations are free. Stunning value"

"If your a little low on cash, head to the bushes near try-bit reserve and get some free tarps, they may be used but they still work"

"Since you're Lee enjoys the smell of ballsack so be sure to rub yours all over his pillow. He'll thank you for it later... Trust me"

"The mayor is a lier, I got a $1 choc top when I signed in yesterday such good value it's like free money :)"