"Make sure you come on either Moe's Mondays or Cinco de Moe's. Moe's Monday: get any burrito, chips and a drink for $5.99. Cinco de Moe's same deal for $5.00."
"Since you are here, you should get the Jax's Daddy Burger: 40oz of ground beef, cheese, bacon, onion rings all on a 12+ inch bun. Oh, they throw in a basket of fries as well. I did it, can you??"