Michael Botefuhr

"Bring the woman you love. Let her pick out her new perfume with your help. No questions, just do it."

"Dante is the man."

"Stumptown americano. No more questions."

"Thousand chili chicken is so good!"

"Free food and drinks at happy hour upstairs."

"The cheese fries come with real cheese...I think! Whatever it is, you could dip your apt keys in it and they'd taste good."