Arthur Murph

"Everything involving seafood has a substantial wait as it's all made to order. Call ahead to avoid that"

"Red velvet cake donuts will rock you like a hurricane..."

"Worst McDonalds ever. They're CONSTANTLY our of anything. Want a McRib? They don't have rib meat. Want the b'fast special? Too bad; they are out of eggs. Want a Shamrock shake? You get the picture..."

"For the love of Poppie, DON'T PARK AT GREEN'S or FORD FACTORY LOFTS!!! They WILL tow your car. Trust me..."

"Add J-piggy sauce to the 4 piggies of the Porkopolypse. Now, you're eating 5 types of pork on one sandwich. Thank me later."

"Get the 3 Little Pigs Sammy... Add Bacon. It becomes the 4 piggies of the Porkopolypse!"