Miriam Thron

"The red velvet flavor is actually their worst flavor. I thought their cupcakes were gross until I had the vanilla with vanilla frosting. Banana and pumpkin are pretty delicious too."

"Get a lapdance. Ask for extra boobs. Trust me."

"Ive never had worse sushi in my whole life. Disgusting."

"The waiter is very nice."

"Best oatmeal ever."

"I like to hide in the closet while she sleeps."