Mingo100

"For 27 years I've only had the Roast Beef Joe. Today I ventured out and had Pastrami & Swiss. Best decision I ever made- other than marrying Jayne Shanker"

"Wash the steak knives before you use them. The guest who stays in the corner room has been seen shaving with those same knives Eeewwwww !!!"

"For the past 2 weeks all this restaurant has been serving is lettuce. I think the red headed waitress is turning into a rabbit."

"Don't leave your dirty laundry on the floor. The red headed maid will jump ugly with you."

"Also sit down wind from Ally. She didn't use deodorant."

"Try the chicken cutlets and potato puffs - they are the best!"