Michael Maccaferri

"Don't bother with United Premier Access at ORD anymore. It's overrun with infrequent travelers who sign up for a credit card."

"The AC is becoming as weak as RCC on B concourse."

"Server didn't know what truffles or allium were, though they were listed on the menu. Great wine list. Predominant seasoning, salt. Would not return."

"POLAR BEAR! Even better than Minty Bear!"

"If you can't get laid on the couch at Window Bar, you may as well take the Sad Ferry back to Boston."

"Landslide Red Carpet Club. Not relaxing with unpredictable security ahead."