Mike Budney

"Soon, I will be handing the mayorship over another individual, but I assure you will be left in very capable hands. It has been an honor to captain this ship and I thank you all for the opportunity."

"If you arrive here at 8:43pm, don't expect the doors to be unlocked. The sign says they close at 9pm, but apparently that isn't true."

"Don't break the Sega and don't let the baby gates fool you--they're just there for an old incontinent dog."