Mike B.

"Just looked at the signs....it is still the Fort Henry Mall"

"Its been two years since my first check in and I'm pretty sure the store hasn't been straightened since. Tres horible"

"Watch out for the ref who looks like the Big Boss Man from the WWF. He doesn't like to call offsides even when the attacker is five yards past the defender when the ball is played."

"Study study study and your mind will be your buddy."

"The Tito Santana is excellent. Bobby Heenan would say its better than the Flying Burrito, and that's true....oh its true."

"Ask for Bucket"