Michael Puterbaugh

"The tiny salt potatoes with red and green sauces are tasty and plentiful."

"Check up in the rafters of the preshow room for a very special Muppet portrait."

"Lychee lemonade is overconcentrated liek woah. Dilute frequently with water from the soda fountain."

"Back to school or not, there's no excuse to have half the registers closed and lines to the back of the store. Management should be embarassed."