Michael Lu

"the ethernet cable makes ur internet faster than the services used by kim jong il"

"udon here is pretty good. wait for them to shout "thanks for the business and pls come back next time" in japanese"

"they should clean the place up"

"Come here early or join the crowd doing laps around the study desks; good exercise. More study desks aré usually free downstairs but they suck."

"If your profs aré words put u to sleep, bring pillows and sit in the back. Nap time."