Michael Arthur

"The breakfast isn't half as bad as it seems."

"The best cheesedogs in town. And no, that's not the same thing as a hot dog with cheese."

"Try the lizard chips. Fried pickles and jalapeños might sound odd, but they're fantastic -- especially with a good beer!"

"Try leaving the 2nd floor via the fire escapes. It's how the pros do it."

"Avoid the asbestos."