Andrei Berechet

"Kill the mayor if you see him."

"Ask for Andrei at the entrance. He'll give you 50% off for all your subscriptions."

"Jump. Jump. Jump."

"Spital mizerabil cu medici lipsiti de orice forma de profesionalism. Nu veniti aici deca daca e absolut necesar."

"Had the cured meats and chese platter, a salad, a pizza and a risotto. All really delicious. I'll definitely be back. One minus is the old school, gloomy athmosphere."

"Ask for Andrei (aka Da Mayor) at the entrace. He'll walk you around and show you the elephant. No, you cannot pet it!"