mechAngel

"Make sure you get knocked up before applying for help. Single women with no sperm donor need not apply."

"Beware the mud, it will suck your shoe right off."

"Keep an eye out up high and down low for cute tree slugs!"

"Best tacos around! Great prices and so fast, good pre-merc food."

"On the 4th floor. Elevators and stairs are in the main building, not in the food court area."

"Walk through the parking lot instead of the walkway to potentially nab a free Smarte Carte."