"Lazy devils are delicious"
"Admire the handsome lobsters in the tank near the front. Then eat them and absorb their handsome powers."
Deniz Ürünleri
· Seattle, ABD
8.6"Gyros are tasty and the staff seem super friendly. It's a bit slow but that's okay; it means they're cooking your food instead of just re-heating it."
"It's an amazing feat of engineering and science that they built an airport where every single terminal smells like greasy farts. Newark: I salute your stench."
Uluslararası Havalimanı
· Newark, ABD
5.1"The hostess who sat me was so beautiful yet so grumpy. Grumptiful hostess, why won't you love me?"
"Don't fart on the bedroom pillows. Jesus is always watching!"