Roosevelt Machiavelli

"This place fuels any HDTV addiction!"

"Don't do it. I got a tattoo there and our sucked. I had so much onion peel that it took over a month to heal because my skin was so overworked! I left a review on Yelp that they somehow removed!"

"No pain, no gain."

"Expensive but pretty fun. Pizza tastes like card board though lol."

"They run out of emplenadas all the time!"

"Andrew and Nandi were very polite and helpful!"