Mary Helen

"Lines might be long, but they move fast and the food is worth it"

"A woman here physically threatened me because I returned a burger I ordered. I didn't even say anything, just left it on the counter. It's sad that a place like this exists in our society today."

"Hopefully you'll go on a night when the owner makes a bonfire. Check out the room with a pool table in back."

"Hopefully you'll be there on a night when the owner makes a bonfire. There's a room to play pool in the back."

"Mary will cook for you and make you drinks. Charlie will give you lap dances... maybe. Okay maybe not, but he's a great conversationalist."