Marku

"They take cards"

"For the record...this fine establishment has recently lost its edge, it's prestige, it's honor...they do not, I repeat, do NOT sell turkey legs anymore! I'm hurt"

"They give out free cookies"

"They water down their beers with ice here."

"They make Sprite taste like WINE here!"

"There are unmentionable terrors that happen here. Enter at your own risks. I just got a measles shot just in case."