Mark Strentz

"If Pizza hasn't turned up within 30 minutes, check that they haven't forgotten you."

"Not much fun if you don't like water or getting wet. Unless you like coffee... But then technically that's mostly water too..."

"Temporary pool has gone now and the main pool is open for business."

"Irnbru float and fresh cream meringues have to be tasted to be believed - scrummy!"

"Food is awesome - Chef was one of the better chefs that was on the F-Word. Great guy and even greater resteraunt!"