Maggie Fritz-Morkin

"Weekend southbound buses at :07 and :37."

"Don't snore, don't chat, don't answer your phone, don't eat smelly food, don't type loudly, don't put boogers on anything (you know who you are). Sigh."

"At the top of the Hurricane Hill hike, check out the thicket. It's full of deer!"

"Don't go in a group bigger than 4, or you won't get to sit in the special high-backed chairs."

"Request your copy of the Kama Sutra. My last two rooms didn't have one."