Matt Thompson

"Cheapest gas in the city!"

"Want to add that extra special touch to your stay? Well then this is your sanctuary. 13 floors above the river lies this beautiful gem. Butlers on staff to help with every request. A++"

"Smoking lounge is back!!! No more trams and repeat security visits! WoooHooo! On your way to gates D1-D26"

"The employees are awesome but do have short memory spans. So just confirm and repeat and repeat order again."

"The mayor has left the building. People....come and check into this wonderful place! Beautiful rooms, delightful staff, and a rooftop second to none. Oh how I will miss thee. Goodbye my love.#1BELLMAN"

"Make sure you get in and out without anyone seeing you! You don't want to be this afternoons topic of discussion now do you?"