"Out of frozen margaritas :("
"WTF is with the service in this place, it's usually just ok, but tonight sucked ass. The waitress was so busy flirting and general sucking up to her regulars, the dizzy broad never brought our drinks."
"Really disappointed with the potato pancakes, and the waitress was more concerned with talking to her buddies. Won't go back!"
"Try the salted caramel popcorn martinis, they are awesome!"
"Got some breaded wings today and the lil sucker still had feathers! Yuck!"