"Best veggie burger in town. Add a pitcher of Shiner and you're set!"
"The best Greek in Austin! Try the salad with everything, hummus, baba, steamed veggies, and tabbouleh!"
"This Hilton is very old and kinda stinky... It's the Motel 6 of Hiltons. But everyone I met who works here is very nice."
"Free Malibu shots right now!!"