Kimberly Vlies

"Drink lots of water before donating! It makes all the difference if you're like me and have little veins!"

"Curly-haired ladies, I recommend Kris Moring. She knows our plight and will give you a style that flatters your wild mane."

"New space-aged coke machine"

"Sign up for the Moe's email list and get A free entree coupon for your birthday!"

"Holy man! Great Harvest fresh grinds their own wheat daily!"

"Oh, bummer. No donating for me. Still haven't healed from my blood work Fri."