Keith Franks

"Smallest steak I have ever seen in my life. And for $33. Won't be coming back here!"

"Don't come here at the end of lunch. They'll pressure you to order"

"Crap service is okay when the food is awesome, but unfortunately I must have ordered the wrong dish. I had to ask a waiter for a knife to cut through the meat of the Massaman curry - worst meal ever."

"Melbourne burger a winner, with chips and herbed mayo dip... add a Rekorderlig Slushy and everything is awesome."

"Unfriendly, unclean and inefficient. Avoid if possible."

"Try the toasties - amazing. Coffee is great too!"