Cassi Olin

"Worst subway service I've ever had."

"Look to the right while you are sitting on the throne to see the leaning tower of TPiza"

"There is beer, juice, and condiments in the fridge. Nothing else."

"Sometimes late at night, you can hear the shrieks of the 50 Suzuki violin students the mayor keeps in the basement."

"Watch out for the mayor. She can be a bit creepy!"