Katie Skinner

"If you wear "trousers" with "braces" aka suspenders....make sure they don't get caught on door handles, chairs, etc."

"Only the treadmill by the windows works!"

"If the machines are broken, try another floor. Repeat as necessary."

"The Four Loko is Divine!"

"The grass is green and the people like beer."

"The water comes with ice cubes!"