Kathy Getty

"don't leave yer laundry in the machines overnight. they make bad faces at you when you do."

"ever trying to go to stay gold, the monthly queer dance party? go early. or turn your bedroom into yer own makeout room. and shuddupaboutit."

"in the bathroom hallway at work, the floor is wonky, like a trampoline. i kinda like it."

"tapas, veggie paella and a pitcher of sangria. si, por favor."

"fave day at new job yet. fog city diner down the road-- a must eat."