"Take advantage of free valet parking. It will save you time and the service is excellent!"
"Bring earbuds. Listen to Politically Incoherent. @smshow and a mixed playlist with Eminem, Mary j, and Jimi Hendrix. I'm increasing the tension while no one's looking. Is that wrong? Probably."
"In-patient food is not healing food If you have a healthy diet. No healthy diet? Youl'll be right at home w/ this colon slowing menu. I brought protein shakes & naked juice. I eat meat from dinner"
"The nurses here at the CLC are great! X-Pod has got it goin' on! I've been an in patient now for over 30 days so I know what I'm talking about. #vets #nurses #scleroderma #sarcoidosis"
"In-patient cable TV has much to be desired. #FoxNews but no #ComedyCentral? That's very unbalanced. If you need to be an in patient, bring a hotspot & make sure your paid up on #HuluPlus! #vets #LBC"
"The garlic chicken is not bad. Pack Naked juice and your favorite coffee creamer if you have to be an inpatient. Be nice to your nurses. They are amazing! #scleroderma #Im2Young4thisShit"