Kahlil Avani

"I really like this place, good dj's & cheap food, but the ladies room sucks! Use the stall in the unisex (men's) restroom! :-)"

"When you come here be yourself and you will be welcome! Just leave the f*^#*^¥ at the sidewalk!!!"

"When, when you, you come home, home, home to me, me, me, be ready, ready, be ready, ready, be ready, ready, be ready, ready..."

"Not bad on the service, but the key selection is incomplete if you need copies."

"Johnny rocks!"

"I think there needs to be a new mayor!"