Jonny Burns

"The staff always give the wrong keys and are generally unhelpful."

"Turn right at the station and 2 min walk will get you to the leisure park, on your right- with Tenpin, Vue and lots of restaurants."

"If you like classical music- hang out here for an unrivalled collection, you can also catch buses from here."

"No-one knows how to use the lights!"

"Easily the nicest flat in South Harrow!"

"It's time to get the toys out..."