Jon

"Order the seasonal Cheesecake. It'll change your life!"

"Do NOT make eye contact with the dog."

"Don't run from one side to the other rocking the 60 year old fifty two foot yacht. The renters get really mad."

"It was well into the 1960′s before any land or houses were even developed in the city of Mission Viejo. There is now a population of over 100,000 people!"

"Goes without saying."

"Buffet sucks ass. Basically just bacon, sausage, eggs and the other usuals like fruit and yogurt."