Johnny Barrett

"Drewski dog was amazballs. But anything wrapped in bacon pretty much is."

"Screw those jerks who say the front desk doesn't help! They've been super awesome and hospitable the whole time I stayed here!"

"Mike smells like buttholes. Watch out for him!"

"Ehh everyone from the area reccommended this place and i was expecting greatness but only experianced mediocre... dont get me wrong this is prob the best bbq in the 'cuse, but i am from the south..."

"Internetz is slow as ballz..."

"Their green sauce is the greatest thing since crack"