Joey Adamie

"It you are a Republican don't say anything to Joe Sr. he cares to much what others believe. Also, be Pro-Palestinian Autonomy and just say you hate Zionism."

"no matter what a stripper tells you. There ain't no sex in the Champaign Room"

"If you allow yourself to get sucked into the trap that is Amin's basement you will never escape"

"If you are not confident in your driving skill then wait a couple years before you enter the city"

"Zeena is extremely pretty but I have a feeling she is annoyed by me"

"Vending machine rooming is where it's at"