Joeley

"Banking with Satan has great lollipops."

"The bathrooms here are nutz!"

"Did you know they serve something other than PBR Tallboys? Neither did I!"

"Whatever you do, pray to sweet Jesus that you don't have a customer service issue. If so, welcome to purgatory."

"Hold up, you come to Adelle's and you don't have a stampcard? It's a good thing they don't call it a punchcard, cause that would happen, to your teeth, if you don't get one right now."

"In all likelihood, you're not from around here. Ask what the Moat Mountain on tap is and drink a brew from the heart of the great state of New Hampshire. It's impossible to go wrong with Moat."