Jim Bowen

"Cat does not like the Shock Top Wheat IPA. Do not mess with Cat Norris."

"Go across the street to the 7-11 for a Slurpy and a Big Bite! Best grub in Dundee."

"The new Chicken Tortilla soup is great!"

"Need a cleanup on aisle 12!"

"Are you sure? Have you vacationed in a Swiss chalet?"

"This work is just as bad as the other work."