Jenna Curtis

"The eggs florentine are like a heart attack on a plate. Cream cheese sauce with my poached eggs? No thanks. Service is incredibly slow to top it off."

"Why don't they have hummus?!"

"Check out the clock tower Christmas decorations! They cannot be missed if you're a fan of blinking lights and sideways trees."

"Give Sansa the dog a good belly rub and don't leave the heater on in Mike's bathroom."

"Take a seat on the famous Bergenhaus tan sofa. It is unlike any other couch! Mm, you will sink right in!"