Jen Hintz

"Latex gloves in use at the counter. If you're allergic, beware. :("

"The "boat" (calzone) is awesome but be warned, it's huge! Great value, great food. My only disappointment is that they use canned mushrooms instead of fresh and don't offer spinach or broccoli."

"Food: good. Prices: good. Waiters: unfailingly obnoxious and/or creepy."

"There's wifi!"

"Dr Vuong is fantastic. Adept with a needle, and with well-placed sarcasm. She does not give up and just throw meds at tough cases. Best doctor I've ever had, and I've had a lot."

"They don't have vermouth. No Rob Roys :("