Jeff Polley

"They have the MLB package and seven TVs in 500 sq ft. If your game isn't playing, ask them to put it on."

"Tuna tacos are great. Ask them to melt a little pepperjack cheese on the tortilla"

"Don't drop the kids on their heads"

"Ask for the Senior Citizen discount"

"Row 27 kind of smells like day old booze"

"Oh, there is another rule, you must have a dog to enter. Crazy lady is the exception"