Jayson Rocha

"Short merge onto Lawrence. Always takes forever at rush hour."

"If you can find a batman-themed Christmas sweater made in southern California, you never have to leave."

"This place has the most authentic Indian food in the east bay. And there are hella Indian food places around here!"

"Don't park in my spot!!!"

"If you can't shuffle, you better learn before you come here."

"Check out the sweet beer fridge! Oh wait... It's gone."