Jason S.

"When you go, try these flavors: Condoleezza Rice Pudding, Tarmack, Honey Lavender. Then take your time perusing all the tea-related paraphernalia."

"First, you wanna play the old one with Elton John on the board, straight outta "Tommy." Then play the one that looks like a lunar surface with magnets that pull the ball around."

"Hang out at the top of the park and listen to 107.9 FM. It's like Art Bell never left for the Philippines."

"Determine the 4th Friday of the month. Okay, good. Be here at 7pm for the Queer Open Mic, full of friendly people who will entertain you. Drop some cash in the box for the feature!"

"Practice your katakana, then come in and translate the names of as many candies and toys as you can. Consider a melon-flavored soda. Do not leave without a crepe or egg puffs."

"For those of you with roots in Chicago, get a deep-dish pizza here. It may conjure memories of Giordano's. If it doesn't, it's still damn good."